Butterfly Jokes & Riddles
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What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics !How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !What insect lives on nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes !What's pretty, delicate and wears a black belt ?
A karate butterfly !What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark closet !How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !What is a myth ?
A female moth !Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show !What's the biggest moth in the world ?
A mammoth !Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything !
What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpillar !
What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A caterpillow
!
What's green and dangerous ?
A caterpillar with
a bad temper !
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
Daffy-nition of a caterpillar:
A worm in a fur
coat !
What has stripes and pulls a tractor ?
A caterpillar tractor !
What do you call a bug dance?
A moth ball!
Why was the little insect crying?
It wanted
it's moth-er!
How are caterpillars and babies alike?
They
both creep and crawl!
Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to see the butter-fly!
Who is the king of the insects?
The Monarch!
What's it called when a moth cries?
A
moth-bawl!
What is the greasiest bug?
The butter-fly!
Question: What do a moth, a butterfly and
a fish have in common?
Answer: Scales !